I need brilliantly incriminating comments to leave on my friends myspace for her nosey daddy to see.

My friend is like a really good kid, not like me. She gets good grades she doesnt get in trouble or do drugs. I dont know her sex life dont care shes a good kid.

But I need some really ridiculous comments to leave on her space. Shes Jewish if that helps. But she laughed her *** when I left the last comment and she want me to leave more so anyone got anything for me let me know.

Anything that would offend an old jewish guy let me have it. I have to do this its calling to piss parents.

I need brilliantly incriminating comments to leave on my friends myspace for her nosey daddy to see.?

I am sure you will love it when your kids will do this to you and no I don't mind that you do not like what I am saying, I know you are unable to fully understand or comprehend this.

I think garbage sites like myspace and similar others should be banned. Nothing good can or ever has come out of them. People make excuses that they stay in touch with their friends...pick up the phone and CALL!!!

I need brilliantly incriminating comments to leave on my friends myspace for her nosey daddy to see.?

omg i love you i do this all the time tell a joke about their nose or something

maybe some rabbi jokes lol

whats the difference between a jew and a canoe?

canoes tip!

haha

if you really want to piss off a jewish person

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew

pizzas dont scream when you put them in an oven

its a terrible joke but it ought to piss im' off

I need brilliantly incriminating comments to leave on my friends myspace for her nosey daddy to see.?

when did you start selling weed and why didnt you let me in on it?

God went to Germany and said that he had some commandments and wanted to know if they would take them, they asked for a example, he said"thou shall not steal" so they said no way man thats crazy,

so he went to mexico and they too wanted an example so he said "thou shalt not commit adultry" and they said it was crazy so he went to scotland and they asked for an example, he said"thou shalt not kill" they said he was crazy, so he went to the jewish people and said i have these commandments, they said how much money ? God said they are free, they said"we'll take ten"

I need brilliantly incriminating comments to leave on my friends myspace for her nosey daddy to see.?

say something like"those cheeseburgers were really good"

or ask her how her pregnancy is coming along and ask if she still has morning sickness

I need brilliantly incriminating comments to leave on my friends myspace for her nosey daddy to see.?

I'm Jewish, this would make him flip!!!:

ask her about her new tattoo